Laughing At Sex

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• 1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
• 2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
• 3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
• 4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
• 5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
• 6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
• 7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
• 8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
• 9. Do you like having your balls touched?
• 10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
• 11. Do you like having your anus touched?
• 12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
• 13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
• 14. Do you have any kinks?
• 15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
• 16. Do you pee in the shower?
• 17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
• 18. Have you had sex in the shower?
• 19. Do you like being naked?
• 20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
• 21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
• 22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?
• 23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
• 24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
• 25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
• 26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
• 27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
• 28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
• 29. How many sexual partners have you had?
• 30. How often do you masturbate?
• 31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
• 32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
• 33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
• 34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
• 35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
• 36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
• 37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
• 38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
• 39. Do you ever go commando?
• 40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
• 41. How big is your penis?
• 42. Does your penis curve at all?
• 43. Which testicle hangs lower?
• 44. How big are your breasts?
• 45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
• 46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
• 47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
• 48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
• 49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
• 50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
• 51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
• 52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
• 53. Do you like your butt?
• 54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
• 55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
• 56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
• 57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
• 58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
• 59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
• 60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
• 61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?
• 62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
• 63. Spit or swallow?
• 64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
• 65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
• 66. Do you "squirt?"
• 67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
• 68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
• 69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
• 70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?
• 71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
• 72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
• 73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
• 74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
• 75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
• 76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
• 77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
• 78. Do you own any sex toys?
• 79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
• 80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
• 81. What are your favorite positions?
• 82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
• 83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
• 84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
• 85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
• 86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
• 87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
• 88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
• 89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
• 90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
• 91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
• 92. Have you have phone sex?
• 93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
• 94. What's something you like about your body?
• 95. What's something you dislike about your body?
• 96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
• 97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
• 98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
• 99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
• 100. Do you often imagine people naked?
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